Jokes, Because Laughing is Good for You

May 8, 2020

These jokes were selected from the internet by Mae Kline.


Question: What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Answer: I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus. 




Question: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Answer: Every play already has a cast.




Question: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?

Answer: By how much he’s coffin’. 



Question: Why did the bike fall over?

Answer: It was two tired. 




Question: What does corn say when you give it a compliment?

Answer: Aw, shucks! 


Fun fact: this specific ear of corn is Jeff Benson, a character  from the TV series The Amazing World of Gumball.

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