These jokes were selected from the internet by Mae Kline.
Question: What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Answer: I don’t know, but the flag’s a big plus.
Question: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Answer: Every play already has a cast.
Question: How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: By how much he’s coffin’.
Question: Why did the bike fall over?
Answer: It was two tired.
Question: What does corn say when you give it a compliment?
Answer: Aw, shucks!
Fun fact: this specific ear of corn is Jeff Benson, a character from the TV series The Amazing World of Gumball.